I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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