so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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