i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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