Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My balls are so social today.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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