Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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