I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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