They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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