Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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