I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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