For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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