he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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