Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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