i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
It's shark week go big or go home
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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