The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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