sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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