The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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