just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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