omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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