My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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