whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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