If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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