so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
