Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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