Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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