its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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