just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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