my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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