so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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