My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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