They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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