I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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