How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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