I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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