my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
