You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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