Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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