dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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