Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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