Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
