what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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