I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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