Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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