They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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