They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
