let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
They are going to name an STD after you.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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