; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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