I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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