Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
