Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
