at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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