wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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