nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
