I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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