Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I would fuck him just for his dog
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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