: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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